Absolutely Amazing

I am working 11 AM to 11 PM right now which sucks because I feel like my entire day is spent sleeping or working. I don't know if I should go to bed when I get home or stay up. I sleep in regardless so I am trying staying up later than usual tonight.

At any rate, I was home less than an hour tonight before I came across two things that blow my mind. The first was this new Cheeseburger Doritos chip. It sounds gross on the surface, but it actually tastes like a Burger King flame broiled cheeseburger, with pickle and mustard and everything. I felt like I was Violet from Willy Wonka, getting the full course dinner in a bite sized portion.

The second thing that amazes me is the fact that we can put a full meal in a potato chip, but we can't figure out how to make a frigging toilet that doesn't stop up every other time you use it. Making matters worse tonight is that I am using the plunger and still can't get it fixed, and this toilet does wonky things like fill up to the brim leaving only about a millimeter between the top of the toilet, making it impossible to stick a plunger in it without overflowing. It is absolutely amazing.